WowBurgers
Declassified 14 October 2026
Threat assessment
- 1 No contact Nobody is in danger. Least of all the locals.
- 2 Light resistance A warmth. You mention it. Nobody responds.
- 3 Engaged You are sweating. No one else at the table is sweating.
- 4 Taking fire You have stopped talking. A child has taken your portion.
- 5 Operative down Extraction required. Locals describe this one as "not spicy".
// SUPPLY LIST
SCALE:
| AMT | UNIT | ITEM |
|---|---|---|
| 450 | g | Hamburger |
| 0.25 | cup | Breadcrumbs |
| 1 | Egg | |
| 0.75 | tbsp | Garlic powder |
| 1 | to taste | Salt |
| 2 | tsp | Mustard - the good stuff |
| 2 | tsp | Ketchup |
| 2 | tbsp | Relish |
| 1 | to taste | Spicy pepper juice |
// OPERATIONS
- 1 Mix and burn!